Weird and disturbing uses
for household junk..
WD-40- When
sprayed on fishing bait, WD-40 covers up the scent of human hands on the bait to better lure fish..(i hate fish..yuck)
Smirnoff Vodka-add a tablespoon of Smirnoff Vodka to a
glass of warm water..garggle then swallow..it will help numb the pain.(how about...no water?)
Thousand Island Dressing- . pry apart
two bowls or glasses.Dribble a few drops of Thousand Island Dressing down the sides, then slip the bowls or glasses apart.(uhh,
thats gross..)
TidyCat litter-deodrize sneakers. Fill the feet of knee high hose with unused
Tidy Cats, tie the ends, and place inside sneakers overnight.(wow,whoever does this is fucking weird and needs help fast.
)
RealLemon juice-Train a dog to stop barking. Squirt some ReaLemon in the dog's
mouth and say "Quiet."( yeah have fun doing that.I say let the fucker bark)
Lipton teabags-Stop
gums from bleeding after having a tooth pulled. Press a cool, moist Lipton Flo-Thru Tea Bag against the cavity
with your finger.(thats just what I want to do when there is a gaping hole gushing blood in my mouth.)
Toothpicks-Repair broken eyeglasses temporarily. If you lose a screw from your eyeglasses, substitute a Forster Toothpick in its place
until you can get it fixed properly.(this is something my dad does permanately)
